At work I have finally succeeded in pushing forward my rechargeable battery plan! Little do my employers realize that i am a minion of the unicorns, and have succeeded in furthering their plan for world gleeification. I have left a victory note in the form of a “to be charged” battery carton, celebrating the inevitable unicorn dominion, so that after the great unicorn coup, they will recognize my efforts and reward me with eternal rainbows and daisies. all hail the unicorns!